Apparently there’s a secret shitting gang doing the rounds in Bondi, who leave little parcels of human poo around the place. Yep, not something I expected to find out today either!
I keep flipping between being grossed out and wanting to cry with laughter, because it’s so bizarre to imagine these poop ninjas running through the area.
Aussie TikToker Julia Sakr (@julia.sakr) shared her shitty tale of constantly coming across human poo in the effluent affluent suburb that’s better known for exxy acai bowls and the Made In Bondi influencer type. And look, she’s had enough!!!! (As she should!)
“I wanna talk about Bondi shitters. People who have been walking around Bondi and just taking a dump in multiple places,” she began her rant. “I’ve never encountered the amount of human shit that I have in Bondi.”
Her two adorable pups are human-shit sniffer dogs, as it’s the only type of poo they want to eat. So she’s *positive* there’s an excessive amount of human shit on the street in Bondi, and even shared a photo of one of her dogs covered in poo.
“Day before yesterday we were walking along this street and [my dog] found a turd. He was eating something and I didn’t know what it was. Peered over him and found it was a human shit, it had worms in it. I grabbed him and I just like, was gagging,” she said.
She gave an example of a prime-time piece of real estate for these folks addicted to shitting in public, and apparently the gutter is a common area. You see, the mystery poopers can perch on the edge of the footpath in a very “ergonomic” way.
“What I wanna know is why are there so many shitters in Bondi? It’s a serious question, like, is everyone… so healthy and they go on runs, and then they need to do a shit, so they just do it where they are?” she asked.
“Secondly, if that’s the case, are you just walking around with shit between your butt cheeks, you haven’t even wiped, and you obviously haven’t washed your bum either. Like come on people, that’s disgusting.”
It seems like her runner theory is pretty solid, because some people in the comments said they’d caught runners in the act… of doing a solid.
“I have caught two people in Bondi doing this… yep both were runners,” one person wrote. “Around 5am to 7am on [the] weekend, both occasions. I saw both dudes [and] gave them [a] dirty look… both white dudes in their mid 30s to early 40s. Then saw one of the dudes in Bondi Hotel [a] few months later, he knew.”
“It’s the runners! All the jogging makes our digestive system want to purge because our brain thinks we’re running from predators,” another suggested.
“It’s a common thing for early morning runners/walkers. It happens on the Gold Coast,” a third added.
“I promise you this has always been a Bondi thing. Even when I was a kid and why I left Bondi as an adult,” another claimed. “It’s the guys when they’re drinking. The amount of men that have admitted to doing this is repulsive.”
My mind is actually blown. Can everyone just stop shitting in the street and start looking for a toilet from now on? That’d be great, thanks!
Lead image: TikTok @julia.sakr
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