Three things with Nazeem Hussain: ‘Please don’t make this sound sexual’

Australian comedian Nazeem Hussain tells us about the bike he saved up to buy as a tween – and what become of it. Photograph: Blake Heywood

Nazeem Hussain will bring a new standup comedy show to the Adelaide Fringe festival in February – just don’t ask him to tell you what it’s about.

“I’m really bad at describing my standup shows,” he says, trying to explain it. “Australia? My existential crisis? Australia’s existential crisis? It’s a lot of questions that I have and no real answers.”