As if it wasn’t already blatantly obvious, we froff sex toys here at PTV, however a little birdy has recently informed us that we’re not the only ones in on that hot n’ heavy action. Apparently, y’all horndogs have been working overtime in the mazzing department this year — and we love to fkn see it. But, when it comes down to it, which ‘burbs are the best at buttering their own biscuits? Girls Get Off has run the numbers done God’s work and collated a list of the top 10 horniest cities (aka the towns that have bought the most sex toys last financial year). And we hate to tell you this, but it’s veeeryyyy fkn juicy, lads.
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10. Norwood
Just making the cut at tenth place, we have the leafy eastern Adelaide suburb of Norwood. Or should we say naughty Norwood…
9. Preston
Unsurprisingly, Melbourne’s inner north knows how to unashamedly get it on and fk oath, we love that for them.
8. Cairns
Up in FNQ, they honestly have it all — beaches, sun and sexual liberation. The true holy trinity.
7. Mosman
Mosman? More like Mos(you don’t need no)man.
6. Strathfield
Sydney is overrepresented in these results and that tells us one thing: y’all have your priorities straight.
5. Dubbo
Despite being a regional town five hours out of Sydney’s CBD, it appears a horse isn’t the only thing the locals know how to ride, amirite?
4. Fremantle
You know what they say… West does it best.
3. Gold Coast
Movieworld’s fkn sickening Superman ride isn’t the only thing that’ll make you scream.
2. Geelong
Geelong in regional Victoria racks up second place and if that’s not major underdog status, we don’t know what is.
1. Bondi
Coming in first as the most horniest city in Australia *drum roll please*, we have Bondi. Now, we don’t know what’s in the air over there, but after reading this, whatever it is — it must be pretty damn good.
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