As somebody who has been writing about Black Friday deals for nearly five years, I like to think I am impervious to their powers. But when I saw this iPad deal, which sees the 10th generation model reduced by $90, down from $349 to $259, it quite literally took my breath away.
I tried calling out to my wife Sharon, but then remembered she left me yesterday because of my reaction to another deal. With time running out, I knew I needed to call an ambulance – but I also needed to take advantage of this deal before it was too late. It was quite a conundrum. I eventually managed to call an ambulance, after ordering the iPad. I hope it arrives quickly (the ambulance), as I can’t – and I can’t stress this enough – breathe.
UPDATE: I am now in the ambulance, where the crew have given me some oxygen, restoring my ability to breathe. However, unfortunately there has been another complication. When they asked what had happened to me, I told them about the deal, and they all lost the ability to breathe too. Now nobody is driving the ambulance, and we are approaching the edge of a cliff. But there’s some good news too – I just checked, and not only is the deal still live, but there are also more deals to be found in Creative Bloq's iPad Black Friday deals roundup, such as the below.
