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‘s corrie naysh (coronation) is almost done and dusted, and in order to make the royal hullaballoo interesting to those under the age of 75, Twitter has devised a “conspiracy theory” that snuck into the ceremony at Westminster Abbey in disguise.
I say “conspiracy theory” because it’s so obviously a bit ov a laff, and I highly doubt anyone thinks it’s real. Still, it’s deeply hilarious and I can’t stop crying with laughter about it. Consider my leg pulled!
It all started when Twitter user () shared a photo of a guest with a grey bob (it’s not quite , but you can’t have it all!), big moustache and ‘yuge aviator sunnies.
“Megan [sic], you’re not fooling us…” they wrote.
SCREAMING.
Folks joked in the comments that British telly presenters were telling Markle where to sit via earpiece and that the polyjuice potion from was about to wear off.
But alas, it was not Meghan Markle in disguise. It was merely a composer by the name of Sir who just … looks like that.
I sort of feel bad for the fella considering people reckon his normal appearance has all the trademarks of a character in a children’s cartoon going undercover, but I hope he takes solace in the fact that he’s pulled it off spectacularly. He ate, as they say.
Other folks on Twitter thought the Jack of all trades was giving ‘ Viola impersonating Sebastian in but all grown up, while some thought he looked like a Beastie Boy.
Jokes aside, I’m glad that Markle has stayed as far away from the coronation as possible. The royal family and the British tabloids, the racist and misogynistic bastards that they are, treated her like utter shit for simply existing, and you just know they would’ve had a field day if she did attend the Big Crowning.
Live your best life with your and adorable kids and , babes!
Ant & Dec Harry PotterMegan, you’re not fooling us… pic.twitter.com/Ni5wh27keT
— Bob Cryer (@bobbicee) May 6, 2023
OK Meghan, try and get a seat at the front.. pic.twitter.com/9tqOMooWeA
— em (@_solarfeeling__) May 6, 2023
Just wait until the polyjuice potion wears off; wot larks!!
— Simon Wickenden (@simon_wickenden) May 6, 2023
Karl Jenkins Amanda Bynes She’s The ManThis is my favorite thing I’ve seen in months. https://t.co/Fj1onz45Mk
— Busy Philipps (@BusyPhilipps) May 7, 2023
Looks like Amanda Bynes in She’s The Man but grown up https://t.co/uj2Tbb8om8
— Oenone (@oenoneforbat) May 6, 2023
oversharing husband Harry Archie LilibetI refuse to believe that this isn’t one of the Beastie Boys. pic.twitter.com/kYwtdqCWS4
— Nick de Semlyen (@NickdeSemlyen) May 6, 2023
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