In news that is likely to bring joy to gaming fans and breakfast enthusiasts the world over, the infamous Xbox Series S toaster of rumour and legend has been spotted for sale at Walmart, causing those of you desperate for more gaming themed accessories in your home to rejoice in the streets. Ok, not really. But look, it toasts an Xbox logo into the bread!
Digging down into the listing, the specs sheet reveals itself to be as impressive as it is comprehensive. Featuring an LED digital countdown timer, 6 levels of toast-browning adjustment, an automatic shut off function, removable crumb tray and an "extra long slot", this toaster really has it all. However, these pale in comparison to my favourite feature, the "auto centering guide", presumably a function to allow you to line up the logo imprinting feature and not a helpful guide for those of you struggling to get bread into a toaster in general.
