
Congrats, you survived the holidays. And if you’re lucky, with mere flesh wounds. Don’t worry, there’s always a chance for pumpkin-spice dismemberment over next year’s roast. At least that’s how the cliche goes.

Congrats, you survived the holidays. And if you’re lucky, with mere flesh wounds. Don’t worry, there’s always a chance for pumpkin-spice dismemberment over next year’s roast. At least that’s how the cliche goes.