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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Zoe Williams

The ‘quad-demic’ is here – and with it I have become a disease detective

Sick woman blowing nose in facial tissue at home
Which of the quartet is it – flu, Covid, RSV or norovirus? Photograph: Westend61/Getty Images (posed by a model)

Neologisms may have the excitement of the strange, but there is nothing exciting about the “quad-demic” if you’re afflicted by it. Even if the idea of getting out of a load of events is thrilling to you, you would still prefer to have a cold, or maybe sprain your ankle, than get any of the quartet: flu, Covid, respiratory syncytial virus or norovirus.

Nevertheless, with warnings of a “tidal wave” of disease this winter, any time anyone is ill, I want to know where on the quad they would put themselves. And people are ill everywhere you look, which is, I guess, why they’re calling it a “quad-demic”. It’s not, particularly in the case of norovirus, any of my business. It takes studied restraint to stop me drilling in for symptoms.

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