
There’s been a new addition to my fleet. This is my newest—and sole—car: A 1996 Honda Accord DX four-door. It has a non-VTEC single-overhead-cam 2.2-liter four-cylinder mated to a four-speed automatic. It is finished in Frost White over a tan cloth interior. It was $1,500, and it is the single most boring vehicle I’ve purchased in my entire life.