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Kathleen Farmilo

The Masked Singer Revealed Thong’s Identity My Inner Noughties Child Is Officially Screaming

The Masked Singer Australia has unveiled the face behind maybe my favourite costume of all time: Thong
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Clue 1: I’m Thong, and I’m elastic like rubber! 

Clue 2: Nobody notices Thongs, that’s fine by me! It worked in my favour big time! 

Clue 3: That looks tender. 

Clue 4: My childhood dreams faded, but art can imitate life.

Clue 5: I love this car! It’s ageless and doesn’t need to spend much time in the garage. 

Clue 6: I’m a cleanskin now, but I wasn’t always. 

Clue 7: I’m Thong, and I will be champion again!

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. And Thong was in fact bonafide Aussie legend all along. Yes, the rhyme was intentional. Yes, actual Josie Alibrandi of fame. Nineties and noughties Aussie kids just let out a collective gasp. And look, Miranda may not have won  but she did actually win . There is a bonafide Australian screen icon on our hands here. How can you not love that little Thong face? I’m dazzled by the smile. The judge’s guesses for this one were, in a word, rogue. insisted Thong was rapper , despite there being no rapping. In fact, Thong performed song ‘So What’. Not exactly an Azalea tune. initially guessed , but then switched to at the last second. Both guesses were wrong so she shouldn’t feel too bad. went for whereas  guessed . In maybe the tensest battle since the Australian Federal Election, Thong faced down against in the battle. I am only slightly devastated it wasn’t to ‘Thong Song’, but perhaps that would’ve been an unfair advantage. The clues shrouding Thong’s real identity were: Honestly, I think the clues confuse me more. If you’re desperate for more Thong content, you can catch up on on .
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