You know that mugshot allegedly tied to one of the thieves who orchestrated the Louvre heist that has been floating around on all our timelines? Well, the person in that photo wants you to know that he actually had nothing to do with that heist.
By now, there’s nothing that hasn’t already been said about the heist in Paris. The seven-minute heist that bore spoils of $100 million has had people all over the world discussing it. George Clooney joked that it looked like something Danny Ocean’s crew could pull off. The strange billionaire founder of Telegram said he’d be willing to buy the jewels off the black market. Even memes online hypothesized what the four main characters from Sex and The City would say. But Stefan Dolbashian — the one in that mugshot — had the most important contribution about the entire debacle: he says he had nothing to do with it.
