ONE MORE SLEEP
Christmas is in the air. The John Lewis advert has arrived, tugging on the nation’s heartstrings and overdraft facilities with a cover of Blink 182; the Guardian Sport Xmas do was on Thursday night, which is why this Fiver reads as if written by a rampantly hungover tea-time email guiltily phoning it in, in the hope The Man is still depositing unmetabolised crème de menthe into a wastepaper basket; and various Premier League managers have been asked about what it would mean to be top/third/16th/bottom on 25 December.
