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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Lewis Packwood

The Isle Tide Hotel: like Wes Anderson directing a playable episode of Doctor Who

The Isle Tide Hotel
Is it a game, or is it a film? … The Isle Tide Hotel. Photograph: Wales Interactive

The receptionist is standing behind the hotel desk, his back towards me. An uncomfortable moment passes as I wait for him to register my presence. He doesn’t move. A giant, Father Christmas-bearded man with colourful braces appears from a side door and silently sits in a tall chair. He looks directly at me, then his eyes flick to the bell on the reception desk. I ring it.

Slowly, the receptionist turns around, revealing round, dark glasses, crooked teeth and a lined, almost cruel face. He speaks in a slow, vaguely unsettling drawl, seemingly mistaking me for someone called Miss Ray, who is apparently here for her “final night”. I mumble in surprise. He pauses, removing his glasses to reveal unseeing eyes. He’s suspicious now, polite but threatening. He asks why I’m here. What do I tell him?

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