The Large Hadron Collider's latest shutdown began on 29 June 2026, yet some corners of the internet are treating it as the trigger for a 'reset' of reality itself.
A viral theory now claims that the collider's power failures, starting with a weasel-chewed cable in 2016, somehow align with Donald Trump's election and, a decade on, with the sudden health crises and death affecting Senators Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham.