Much as I respect the professional judgement of Ant and Dec, they got something totally wrong last weekend.
Because, fellas, the happiest part of the week was not the minute you spent on Saturday Night Takeaway giving away holidays.
In my house, unbridled joy did not erupt until half an hour later. That’s when Dec said: “Let’s go back to the Captain of Competitions, Andi Peters”, and the TV Gods finally answered every long-suffering ITV viewer’s prayers.
