Lucy Mangan’s Guardian review of Kim Kardashian’s new Disney+ legal drama All’s Fair was something of a rarity. Not necessarily because she didn’t care for it – the scorn has been universal – but because she gave it zero stars.
Not two, the score you give something you want to write off as too mediocre to break sweat over. Not one, which is what you give something if you want to make the people who made it wince. Zero stars. All’s Fair, according to this newspaper, is a product entirely devoid of discernible worth. Only 18 zero-star reviews have ever been written since this publication went online, and All’s Fair is so unremittingly awful it got one of them. These are the other 17, presented here as the Guardian’s Mount Rushmore of crap.
