We're well into silly season: it's perfectly acceptable to order a spiked hot chocolate at midday, TV adverts have gone up an octane on the euphoria-o-meter, no one bats an eyelid when you schedule a party on a school night any more, people are a bit more jolly at work, and money is suddenly no object (we're saving those depressing thoughts until January).
But amid all the silliness, nothing prepared us for the following: The Goblins from the BBC's upcoming 14th series of Doctor Who, which will premiere on Christmas Day, have released a single. It's absolutely unhinged – though, dare we say, also a bit of a banger?
