The Miami Dolphins love to eat Uncrustables.
According to data inexplicably curated by The Athletic, only a few teams eat more of the pre-made and sealed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches than the Dolphins. While the Denver Broncos pace the field with a ridiculous 700 Uncrustables per week, the Dolphins’ 300 per week are still well above the league average.
We’ve been thinking about @Uncrustables for 24-straight hours 🍞
More: https://t.co/OX6QMvrfeX pic.twitter.com/Zb075yXqTb
— The Athletic NFL (@TheAthleticNFL) October 25, 2024
A quarter of the NFL’s teams didn’t participate in the survey, so the data could be skewed. But the 24 franchises that did averaged about 176 Uncrustables per week. The Dolphins nearly doubled that rate.
While catching up to the Broncos is probably not the best idea, if Miami bumps up its Uncrustables consumption just a bit, the Dolphins could pass the Jacksonville Jaguars and Seattle Seahawks for second.
soo hungry need to find my wife and an uncrustable
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) October 25, 2024
In February, the NFLPA released a report card that showed the Dolphins were voted the best employer in the NFL by players. Among the team’s high marks was an “A” grade in food/cafeteria and nutritionist/dietician.
