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Soaliha Iqbal

The COVID-19 Virus Has Tested Positive For Pauline Hanson

Actual sickness to society Pauline Hanson has to take a break from infecting the public with her nasty bigotry because it turns out, she’s contracted COVID-19. Or rather, the virus has contracted her
KyleJackie O

“I’m up to shit,” Pauline Hanson charmingly told KIIS radio when asked how she is. Which actually doesn’t make sense but maybe expecting a coherent sentence is too much.

“I’ve got COVID.”

Mind you, she said this while hacking out huge, cantankerous, earth-shaking coughs between each word. Seems like divine intervention to protect us from her bullshit if you ask me. But apparently not even the universe’s magic can get this woman to shut the fuck up.

can take several days

“I’ve told you that before, I’m not getting vaccinated,”she insisted.

“Guess what? I haven’t been in hospital, I’m still kicking, I’m alive, I’m fine.

“Anyway, it’s all good, it’s like I’ve had a heavy cold.”

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