Welp, The Challenge Australia may have been banished to Ten’s elephant graveyard of television, but I’d already spent two hours on this recap and damned if I’m letting it disappear into the ether like that thing the bad guy in The Avengers
sandwiches over…. loserwichesStep Up 2“you know what I was missing, being pummelled with large objects that might give me a concussion”SpeedYellowstone“hey we’ve got $2k left over, let’s just make some shit explode”I love a good eavesdrop through the toot doorThe Challenge Australiano this is friendship islandfinallySurvivorSurvivorThe Challenge Australia. guys it’s been five minutes how long can it possibly takeokay I can’t talk about puzzles my dick is definitely frozenbrb disassociatingwhere is pigletit’s me, hi, the one who “doesn’t want to be here” but is still hereMelissa Mason is a freelance writer, you can find her on Insta and TikTok.