It’s week two of The Challenge Australia and so far whatsy and whosit have gone home! Thingy and whats-her-name still here! We’re definitely not at the point where I remember anyone’s names once they’re off my screen, but I will absolutely remember the exact minute I saw a pash occur. Let’s recap episode three.
We open with everyone coming back to the house talking about Jess Brody
TroyEmilyDavidJackAudreyConsumption Cyrellforgot why I hate her but here we areEggsy, GrantJohnnyif carbs don’t rule your life I don’t want to hear from youBrooke BlurtonBrooke Jowett KonradSymbolism or just thinking about hot chippies?Is this even legal can’t you get weird living organisms inside you from breathing in dirtMe trying to do this right now: 8 plus 7 is (counts on fingers) 12 I think, and you carry the… 1?BrihonySame MegsyCiarrandon’t worry Ciarran bc I am definitely stupider than you and look at me now!!!! Writing recaps about reality TV for money!!!Conoroh did you think we’d forget? That you told us you’re the snakiest snake in all the land?GrantThis is literally how she was when she realised she could boot Grant, she really is the messiest bitch who loves dramawhat part of “i hate it here but said with my eyes” do you not understand“I make all my decisions from love… of REVENGE”hehe oopsyidk whose ass that is but it was working overtimenearly“$200,000 will really help me reidentify myself, it will also get me a downpayment on an apartment but that’s an aside”Celebrity RehabSquid Game
She’s got hatchets and she knows where she buried them.Step aside Olympics Emily, there’s a new sheriff in townnice one, algorithm machine!!!Melissa Mason is a freelance writer, you can find her on Insta and TikTok.
