The best tool for playing obscure old PC games now supports the sublime FMV cheese of Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars and a Lovecraftian adventure one YouTuber scored a 'terribly low 2/10'

Crime Patrol 2 scene of a guy with an earpiece giving you a thumbs up while hugging a woman with a gun, and a bunch more women sit on a boat in the background in their swimsuits.

One might wonder, given the endless selection of good videogames out there: Why play a bad one?

But let me turn that idea around on you. Given the endless selection of good videogames out there, what's more enticing than one you've never heard of? Maybe it's bad, but has one fascinating idea. Maybe it has zero fascinating ideas but is so stupid it makes you laugh nonstop. Maybe it's completely irredeemable and just makes your next Slay the Spire 2 run seem that much better in contrast.