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The best Christmas cracker jokes – that are actually (kind of) funny

Christmas crackers: The gifts that keeps on giving
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If there were a competition for the worst jokes, there would be a face-off between Penguin bars, Christmas crackers and dads across the nation.

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Prosecution for Threatening to Cut President's Face Off and Feed It to Stray Dogs Can Go to Jury

U.S. v. Santiago, decided Monday by Judge Chad Meredith (E.D. Ky.), involves this Instagram post: Santiago is being prosecuted for… The post Prosecution for Threatening to Cut President's Face Off and Feed It to Stray Dogs Can Go to Jury appeared first on Reason Magazine.

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Flu Is Growing or Likely Growing in 46 States as CDC Rolls Out Local Tool to Spot Surges

CDC estimates show flu is growing or likely growing in 46 states. See what the new local tracking tool shows and why it does not predict severity.

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Texas School Police Referred Tens of Thousands of Children to Prosecutors for Minor Misbehavior

A media investigation found criminal referrals of schoolchildren age 10 to 13 grew as the number of school resource officers in Texas likewise ballooned.

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Woman 'Looking up Porn' Before Deadly Utah Crash That Killed Grandfather a Day After His Wedding Anniversary

Christine Chao faces a felony charge after allegedly accessing a porn site before a Utah crash that fatally injured grandfather Scott LaVar Lichfield.

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Richland County Becomes Eighth Wisconsin County Reporting Measles Since August as Statewide Total Reaches 289 Cases

Richland County confirmed a measles case linked to Wisconsin's southwest outbreak as the state total reached 289. Symptoms and steps for families.

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Priest’s Family Breaks Silence With Bombshell Claim About The Crucifix That Fell On Him, After His Haunting Final Words Emerge

The family of Father Patricio Alfredo Sánchez Molinari is calling for an investigation after the Catholic priest passed away when a massive crucifix fell on him during a livestreamed Mass in Ecuador.

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Prosecution for Threatening to Cut President's Face Off and Feed It to Stray Dogs Can Go to Jury

Reason

Flu Is Growing or Likely Growing in 46 States as CDC Rolls Out Local Tool to Spot Surges

CDC estimates show flu is growing or likely growing in 46 states. See what the new local tracking tool shows and why it does not predict severity.

Medical Daily

Texas School Police Referred Tens of Thousands of Children to Prosecutors for Minor Misbehavior

A media investigation found criminal referrals of schoolchildren age 10 to 13 grew as the number of school resource officers in Texas likewise ballooned.

Reason

Woman 'Looking up Porn' Before Deadly Utah Crash That Killed Grandfather a Day After His Wedding Anniversary

Christine Chao faces a felony charge after allegedly accessing a porn site before a Utah crash that fatally injured grandfather Scott LaVar Lichfield.

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Richland County Becomes Eighth Wisconsin County Reporting Measles Since August as Statewide Total Reaches 289 Cases

Richland County confirmed a measles case linked to Wisconsin's southwest outbreak as the state total reached 289. Symptoms and steps for families.

Medical Daily

Priest’s Family Breaks Silence With Bombshell Claim About The Crucifix That Fell On Him, After His Haunting Final Words Emerge

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What’s Actually Made Fresh at the Grocery Store Bakery? The Answer May Surprise You

The smell of warm bread and cookies can make the grocery store bakery one of the hardest sections to walk past without buying something. Rows of golden rolls, frosted cupcakes, and fresh-looking pastries create the impression that bakers prepared everything that morning. Sometimes, that is true, but many supermarket bakeries…

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Doctors Were the Butt of 40% of Facebook Doctor Jokes, but the Most-Liked One Skewered a Lawyer

Researchers combed 30,075 Facebook posts for doctor jokes. Physicians were the usual target, but the most-liked punchline hit a lawyer.

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