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The Bachelors Recap: The Fuckboy Demon Has Now Possessed Felix, King Of The Root Rats

Felix Bach Bachelors Thomas Alesia Tilly Angela Kiki Kmart
Is anyone else feeling tentatively positive about this season of The Bachelors? Aside from being forced to endure 450 dates last episode, and watch in real time as Kmart MGK
The Bachelors
It’s like if the Kardashians weren’t billionaires and lived on the GC
Felix
the bachelors
You know what’s sexy? Getting vaccinated
ThomasJedOsherbad
the bachelors
Present that ring to me and I’ll kick you in the groin
yesterday’s episode
the bachelors
Imagine this face but it’s 3am, you just fucked, and you found a random pair of knickers that aren’t yours under the pillow
AngelaAlesiaChihuahua Mum
the bachelors
I will set my chihuahuas on you, bitch
White LotusThe Bachelor Australia
the bachelors
Now, who wants to fan me with a large palm leaf
It’s giving season one Evil Tanya energy
I thought I was your one and only even though I’m here with 30 other women and this show has existed for a decade
the bachelors
By private I mean around the corner a little
Kristen (Kiki)IrenaLocky
I LOVE nature, put leeches down my undies and spiders in my hair, adore
This is my face right before I start telling the random girl in the bathroom how much I love her shoes before diving into childhood traumas together
Leah,The Bachelor Australia
This is the definition of ‘heart on my sleeve’ right here
Have you heard of AstraZeneca?
TillyElla
I can deal with this shit at DreamLove club down the road but without a drinks limit, bye
WHAT IS HAPPENING
*soul evaporates from body*
NaomiAbigail
Ah yes, the classic beach attire of sweatpants and Vans
Help me
I’m actually convinced a producer has just MADE this woman stick around for a few weeks
The Bachelors
Do you own any extremely tight-fitting shirts because this might not work if so
Will this man LEARN
RUN FOR THE HILLS YOU BEAUTIFUL ANGEL WOMEN
Big BrotherThe Bachelors.
The Bachelors
Even they don’t seem comfortable with this level of public humiliation
The Bachelors
Clearly the budget didn’t extend to soft fairy-lighting and red velvet this year
JasmineMelissa is a freelance writer whose nightmare blunt rotation is currently Felix, Actual MGK and the face on the side of Cheug Mansion. You can find her on Instagram and TikTok.

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