It’s Sunday! I haven’t got a bra on! I’m considering pouring a glass of gin on the rocks which might not even be a real drink people consume! In short, it is meant to be the day of rest but instead we are all elevating our heart rates with reality tv drama c/o The Bachelors.
We open tonight’s episode with a bit more on why Tash is back. She says she missed Felix when she was outside the mansion, and regretted leaving. By which she means – she realised leaving so soon would not guarantee her a spot on Celebrity Apprentice
I’ll NEVER let you forget about me*counting down minutes left of this extended unnecessary conversation*gotta tone those flips for the treacherous ocean journeyremember this woman? No? SameBachelors “I’m falling for you, anne-marie”just loves people, this catWHO DECIDED TO PUNISH US WITH THIS. WHO.that’s two for two!it’s giving “producers have given up”BachelorsPROTECT THIS WOMANTruly Meditation Daddy I will put fish inside your air conditioning systemflicky flick, swishy swish, eyesy eyesGodfatherBachelorscouldn’t you have just dumped me at the rose ceremony“this isn’t the champers talking I just think this is a rly organic time to pash”The Bachelors Melissa Mason is a freelance writer, you can find her on Insta and TikTok.