Over at the latest series launch of The Apprentice on BBC1, Alan Sugar had a favour to ask of one of the contestants: “Mark, you’re in the pest control business. Got any tips on how I could deal with Piers Morgan?”
Presumably, that meant this series was filmed long before Morgan spectacularly self-exterminated with that move to SquawkTV oblivion.
In any case, no tips were forthcoming. Mark didn’t even suggest setting up a giant Morgan mouse trap that uses as bait a video showing Meghan Markle doing nothing more than breathing.
