Remember the Black Mesa Incident? Well that just happened in my room, thanks to a very sprightly little chip in the RTX 5060 laptop that I'm testing. The Asus TUF A14 (2025) in front of me has an Nvidia RTX 5060 and an AMD Ryzen AI 7 350 APU inside of it. You might expect these to offer very modest performance, but let me tell you, what I just witnessed says otherwise.
After a dizzying and frankly unbelievable chain of events, this little laptop managed to score—I s*** you not—over 1,000,000 (one million) in the Cinebench 2024 multi core benchmark. Check the image below if you don't believe me:
