Slicing through Chicago traffic, I came to a surprising revelation. There’s a gravity control device in the 2025 Suburban RST. Chevrolet calls it Magnetic Ride Control with Air Ride Adaptive suspension (retuned for this year) but I’m not buying into that gimmicky marketing crap. This SUV has some kind of nano-atomic fusion generator that spews out mini black holes to keep this three-ton vehicle remarkably poised over potholes. After a week and 1,100 miles on the road, it’s the only possible explanation I could muster.
