Christmas is the sexiest time of the year. Don’t just take our word for it: in a 2017 study with the seductive title “Human Sexual Cycles are Driven by Culture and Match Collective Moods”, researchers found a marked increase in the amount of sex people have during the festive period. Unsurprisingly, there was a corresponding uptick in babies being born nine months later. Must have been all that eggnog.
To help you do your absolute level best to avoid getting in the mood this season, we’ve rounded up a selection of ostensibly sexy songs that might just end up giving you the ick.
