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Daisy Maldonado

Ted Cruz just tried this joke about him abandoning Texas for Cancun during major storm - it bombed

Senador Ted Cruz (R-TX)

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Ted Cruz just made a shameless attempt to joke about when he tried to flee Texas for Cancun during a major storm earlier this year.

Cruz’s little family holiday trip to Mexico was widely publicized, landing him in some hot water thanks to this failed attempt to scarper incognito.

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