Some good news at last, folks, on the war in Ukraine. My fellow Record columnist Barry Ferguson insists Vladimir Putin has got Volodymyr Zelensky sussed…
Poor Bazza has taken pelters thanks to his Old Firm prediction being even further off the mark than the Rangers strikers’ attempts at goal. But, hey, as Harry the Horny Hedgehog sighed as he climbed off the scrubbing brush, we all make mistakes.
Look at NASA. Due to a technical hitch, the launch of their rocket to the Moon was called off last Saturday. A huge blow for the American space program - and the hundreds of Rangers fans queued up to get on board…