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Tam Cowan: Any Motherwell player would be ideal to play Prince Andrew in a film..they don't sweat either

The race is on to see who’ll play Prince Andrew in a film version of THAT Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis.

It’s a toss-up between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth, but one of my pals reckons any Motherwell player would be perfect as they don’t sweat either…

According to a report on STV News last week, Syrian refugees have been invited to a game at Fir Park. Which explains why I received about 100 texts asking: “Haven’t they suffered enough?”

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