
For the past week, longline dad jorts have been taking up roughly 75% of my brain capacity. Everywhere I look, I see delightfully oversize cut-offs that rebuff the male gaze—and, dear reader, I want in. So this morning, when I saw Sydney Sweeney wearing a pair of baggy Bermudas, it felt like a sign from above that it was finally time to pull the trigger on a pair of my own.
On April 19, the Anyone But You actor stepped out in Los Angeles with her new German Shepard puppy, Sully Bear. Two weeks into dog parenthood and Sweeney's already dressing the part. She was outfitted in her Midwestern dad best, wearing a crewneck sweatshirt and jorts, with a good old-fashioned American flag hat.