Summer is a rather lovely time of year, isn’t it? The days are long, the beers are cold, and my word, the infinite number of excuses to jump in the pool. But you know what I’ve felt has always been missing from the whole pool experience? A giant sandwich pool toy.
Ever since I was a wee lad, my summer pool parties would be overshadowed by intense intrusive thoughts: “Yeah sure, this is fun, all my friends are here, there’s no school, life is grand! And yet… something is missing… if only there was some sort of giant floating sandwich-shaped pool toy… alas” is how my inner child monologue would go.
