I finally stopped birds from pooping on my patio — 7 hacks that I swear by

Patio Furniture.

There’s nothing like sitting in the sun on your patio and enjoying the surrounding sound of birdsong. That’s until you cast your eye downwards and notice that those feathered beauties have pelted your patio slabs or decking with bird poop.

What’s more, if the droppings have landed on your patio, it’s more than likely that your outdoor furniture and parasol have been targeted too.