There’s nothing like sitting in the sun on your patio and enjoying the surrounding sound of birdsong. That’s until you cast your eye downwards and notice that those feathered beauties have pelted your patio slabs or decking with bird poop.
What’s more, if the droppings have landed on your patio, it’s more than likely that your outdoor furniture and parasol have been targeted too.
Apart from looking unsightly, bird droppings are hard to clean, but you won’t want to banish them completely. Birds are vital to our gardens — they do a grand job of pest control and assist with pollination, bringing life to our outdoor spaces.
The goal isn’t to get rid of them completely, but to manage where they do their business. Here are 7 tips to keep your garden patio and outdoor furniture poop-free while still encouraging biodiversity in your yard.
1. Be careful where you hang bird feeders
There’s no need to discourage birds from your yard — the trick is in knowing how to prevent them from pooping in areas where you want to sit.
I have two bird feeders in my yard, which I hang from the branches of an ornamental tree. Luckily, a flower bed sits below the tree’s canopy, so any droppings land in the flower bed rather than on my patio.
By keeping bird feeders away from seating areas, you can still enjoy watching the birdlife in your yard without having to clean up their mess.
2. Add some scent
Even though your garden may already be full of fragrant flowers, especially in the spring and summer when everything is blooming, you can introduce some further scent to repel birds from your seating areas.
How to make a peppermint spray
Mix 14 drops of peppermint oil with 14 drops of lemon oil, adding ½ cup of white vinegar and ½ cup of water.
Birds detest strong, intense scents like those found in essential oils, such as peppermint, eucalyptus, lavender, and citronella. You can make a spray containing essential oils to distribute around your seating area or light a candle to keep birds at a distance when you’re entertaining. However, if using a spray, the scent will fade, so you'll need to use it regularly if you want to keep birds at bay in the long-term.
Top tip
Burning a citronella candle will also help ward off pesky mosquitoes.
3. Clear up uneaten food
Birds will quickly swoop in and grab a quick meal if you leave crumbs and leftover food about. Ensure you wipe over any tables and sweep up your patio and decking to keep them clear of tiny morsels that the birds will relish. If not, you'll be sending them an open invitation and they may leave behind more than they take!
4. Introduce reflective surfaces
Bright, reflective surfaces naturally deter birds, so hanging light-reflective objects can keep them away from sitting areas. While suspending unwanted CDs and aluminium cans will work, they may not be the look you’re going for in your outdoor seating areas.
Instead, opt for decorative ornaments like small hanging mirrors and sun catchers or try some reflective Bird Scare Discs ($17 at Amazon).
5. Go undercover
Rather than giving the birds free rein of your patio areas, where they can hop on and off at their leisure, an awning, canopy or large parasol, will put them off. Instead of having a direct landing path, they will have an obstacle to negotiate first.
While some patio awnings can be attached directly to an outside wall and pulled out when needed, they are only practical if your patio or decking area is adjacent to your home. If your patio area is further down your garden, there are plenty of other options available. Choose from gazebos, outdoor canopies, and patio umbrellas.
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For added protection against the birds, add a mirror garland to the edge of your chosen cover, like this reflective mirror garland ($30, Amazon).
6. Keep your patio and decking clean
Birds are attracted to a dirty and grimy patio or decking area. They see it as a feast in waiting where they can find a good meal. To keep them at a distance, ensure you clean your patio and seal your decking every few years with a protective oil. Apart from protecting the wood from moisture and UV damage, decking oil will discourage the birds from landing.
7. Plant a decoy
Planting a decoy is one easy method of deterring the birds from your seating areas. Owls make a good choice for a decoy as birds view them as predators and will keep their distance. For a life-like predator, opt for an owl decoy with a rotating head, like this fake owl by Hedoc ($21 at Amazon).
