OH, $TEVIE!
On Thursday night, Aston Villa solemnly marched Steven Gerrard through a hastily-assembled door marked Do One outside Craven Cottage. It was a bittersweet moment for The Fiver – on one hand, Villa getting it done on Thursday has vastly improved our prospects of being in the pub by lunchtime. On the other, this is – believe it or not – supposed to be a light-hearted email, cracking wise at football’s foibles. But at the end of the day, a man’s lost his job. What’s funny about that?
