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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Steady Ed conjures up a Keir in his own image – complete with fake steering wheel

Sir Keir Starmer Ed Miliband Wes Streeting Pat McFadden Emma Reynolds Morgan McSweeney Peter Mandelson
Keir Starmer and Ed Miliband pictured in 2023
Ed really, really doesn’t want Starmer’s job. Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/PA

It was a day for one of the Top Team. The safest of safe hands. A grownup. That didn’t mean the likes of Emma Reynolds. Emma looks permanently startled at the best of times. Especially when there’s a microphone around. Give her more than 30 seconds and she’ll confess to crimes she didn’t commit.

And certainly not Wes Streeting. Not even Wes trusts Wes. His denials over any involvement with Anas Sarwar’s Monday press conference weren’t 100% convincing. Nor was his insistence that he had never much liked Peter Mandelson. In his WhatsApps, Wes uses one kiss for those he hates and two for those he loves. Apparently.

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