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Politics
David James

‘Something we’ve never done before’: Guys, what reality is this? Mike Johnson just created a whole new award just to honor Donald Trump

Fresh from swiping Maria Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize, scooping up the “Undisputed Champion of Beautiful, Clean Coal” award, and still glowing from becoming the winner of the inaugural “FIFA Peace Prize”, Donald Trump can now add a glittering new trophy to his cabinet.

That’s right, your president is the inaugural winner of the coveted “America First” award, which was absolutely 100% not made up by Mike Johnson in a desperate attempt to brown-nose the increasingly befuddled Trump.

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