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Nels Abbey

So RIP ‘totally tropical’ Lilt. In an age of authenticity, you were the fake dreadlocks of soft drinks

Lilt Nels Abbey CocaCola Caribbean
Variety of soft drinks on supermarket shelves
‘When the cash register stops ringing, corporations start moving. Lilt had clearly, to coin a phrase, faded to black.’ Photograph: Johnny Greig/Alamy

If we are what we eat, what we drink says a lot about us too.

We glean French sophistication from champagne. The name is in the drink for Scotch, but don’t forget Irn-Bru. Try Guinness in Ireland and the insanely extra-strong foreign version of Guinness in Nigeria.

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