It's easy to get swept away by the absurdly luxurious surroundings of The H Club at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, particularly when you're surrounded by Spurs legends and Oscar winners.
I grew up as a Tottenham fan and my childhood matchday experience back then would begin with a greasy full English breakfast with my father at the cafe on White Hart Lane before heading across the road to the ground for the game. We'd make our way home afterwards, either giddy or depressed.
It's a different world now, a very different stadium and a matchday now truly is a day. That's where The H Club and the many other premium areas at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium come in.
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Spurs have 8,045 premium seats within the 62,850 capacity ground but, whatever your seat, the club's aim with the new stadium was to "reinvent the way people enjoy a matchday".
Those in the general seats certainly have far more choice and reason to hang around longer before and after matches than at White Hart Lane or most other stadiums in the world, but the premium areas are something special with The H Club the pinnacle.
It's a private members' club labelled "the ultimate luxury experience at any sports venue" and sits slap bang on the halfway line on the stadium's fourth level. That floor is known as 'On Four' for its collection of premium areas, all with Michelin star quality dining and eye-catching views of the pitch.
If you want to picture The H Club in your mind, simply imagine the most luxurious restaurant you can and then place it next to a ceiling to floor window looking out over one of the best football pitches and stadiums in the world.
There are different areas to discover, including The Players' Table, where you can chat away to legends of the north London club as you eat. We saw Ledley King, Gary Mabbutt, Micky Hazard and Paul Allen at various points, while Ossie Ardiles, Michael Dawson and Clive Allen among others have all been seen around.
Amid the luxurious surroundings, those players ground you and remind you exactly where you are and the history of the club you are within.
There are other areas within the H Club, including The Luminaire Bar with its bottomless supply of drinks and there is the Vault, a glass sided room where members’ favourite wines, cognacs and liquors are stored with a single dining table in its centre to be booked up.
You can also sit at The Chef's Table, where the world-renowned chef in house, often with a background in Michelin star-earning restaurants, that day talks you through your food as it's being prepared.
Sunday's chef was Judy Joo, who gave up a life on Wall Street to work towards some of the highest cooking qualifications in New York before opening premier Korean restaurants in London and Hong Kong among other locations, and she has her own TV show and books.
To review Spurs' top premium experiences, I was invited to eat in The H Club with my wife and two daughters and then given a private 'loge' - a very fancy booth - further down 'On Four' with access to our seats in that area to watch the game.
The experience is what you expect it should be from such a premium offering and the food was worthy of its Michelin star status.
For those interested, I started off with the Dorset Crab Salad, moved on to the Aromatic Steamed Seabass Fillet and finished off with a Gochugaru Brownie. Yes I know, it's a long way from that breakfast at the cafe across the road.
You're treated like the most important person in the room with your own server and the cynical journalist that I am, I presumed that might have just been because I was writing a review of the place. However, a cursory glance around showed that everyone was getting the same service.
Had I not been working and covering the game I might have taken advantage of the seemingly endless supply of alcohol, which included a congenial cocktail specialist who would wheel a trolley of liquid ingredients up to your table at regular intervals.
We were shown the other premium areas around the stadium, which not only showcased the variety on offer but also served to remind you just how huge the building is. There are hundreds upon hundreds of rooms and floors upon floors. You could easily spend a day simply walking around the place.
There is Stratus East and West - smart areas with dining and drinking and their own in-house DJ, which run along the summit of the long stands on either side, offering not only a view of the pitch on one side but of London on the other.
There is The Tunnel Club, with its view of the players as they gather before the game and come in at half-time and full-time. It's not quite one way glass either as some young guests have been shocked to see players waving back at them.
The touch of chairman Daniel Levy is everywhere. The stadium became an obsession for him and every final decision to be made throughout the process of its construction and what lies within was made by him, even down to things as small as the finish on tables or door handles. Staff inside the stadium speak about his presence in every meeting.
Whether you're frustrated by Tottenham on the pitch in recent years, it's difficult to find fault in the incredible stadium that the club now calls its home.
My family and I moved to our Loge before the match began and again you're plied with food and drink, whether it's before kick-off, at half-time or after the game.
You're also given tea, coffee or hot chocolate to take out to your seats for the match and those seats have all the mod-cons, USB slots and a switch to heat your backside - something I'm definitely going to suggest for the press box!
What I found heartening during the game was that the seats did not seem to be taken up by corporate types or tourists. They were taken by vocal Spurs fans, just with that bit (well a lot) more money to spend.
My youngest daughter - a huge Harry Potter fan - struggled at first with the concept that Sir Kenneth Branagh, who she had seen picking up his Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for Belfast less than a week before, was now just a few seats away from her, constantly and passionately bellowing at the top of his voice at his team. That he said goodbye to her when he left after the game sent her into delirium.
In fact that was probably the most difficult part of it all, having to explain to my family that Spurs don't win 5-1 every week, Tottenham-supporting Oscar winners don't always bid you farewell and life for the Golds does not involve such luxurious surroundings and Michelin star quality food.
That's because you get what you pay for and The H Club is a world beyond my imagination.
For example, to join that very pinnacle of the stadium's premium experience there is a one-off membership fee of £30,450 which gives the member the right to buy a pair of seats. Then to actually buy those seats it's £15,225 per season. You must purchase a minimum of two seats for three, five or ten years.
It's eye-watering but it's worth underlining that The H Club really is the top of the premium experience pyramid. It's the best of the best and Spurs claim that all the money goes back into the club, which when you look at those prices you can see just how lucrative it all can be. On top of that, most of the areas, apart from The H Club and Tunnel Club, are replicated on two sides of the stadium.
There are much more affordable seats of course with a sliding scale of premium experiences, with the cheapest premium seat experience costing £2,537 per season, which brings your own exclusive areas with light food, drinks at half-time and lounge access from three hours before the game and two hours after.
That price includes every home game, with cup and European matches, and works out on average at £112 per match. Spurs have found that plenty of season ticket holders have upgraded to those to get the extra perks.
The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium is leading the way when it comes to premium matchday experiences.
For the average match-going fan it probably feels like an alien concept - it was a very different world for me - but there's no denying that if you've got the money it's an incredible experience.
Now to sort out the weekly 5-1 wins and Oscar winners to keep my daughter happy.
