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Andy Price

“Seeing people actually make music with mayonnaise and turning it into a real track has been wild. It shouldn’t work, but somehow it does”: A British university just classified mayonnaise as an instrument. And this isn’t an April Fool

Northumbria University Patrick
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The question ‘Is mayonnaise an instrument?’ has beguiled the minds of the greatest thinkers ever since it was first posed by that inimitable starfish Patrick, way back in a 2001 episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. A few days ago, some of Northumbria University’s top minds finally concluded, yes Patrick, it absolutely is.

We know what you’re thinking, ‘Ah - look at the date, this is an obvious April Fool’s gag’, but we’re genuinely reporting hard fact here.

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