“Sean Lock felt One Man Went to Mow was pathetic, so chanted, ‘I know an old woman who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. CHELSEA’” Johnny Vaughan on the funniest chant he’s ever heard

Writer/Comedian Sean Lock performs live on stage during the sixth and final night of a series of concerts and events in aid of Teenage Cancer Trust organised by charity Patron Roger Daltrey at The Royal Albert Hall on March 29, 2009 in London, England.

As eye-watering sums of money continued to get pumped into the game of football and new competitions spring up across the globe, it’s always worth remembering why we all fell in love with football in the first place.

Undoubtedly, one of the best parts of the matchday experience is enjoying your club’s terrace humour, where the wit is often quicker than the action you’re watching on the pitch.