Scottish asian wanted to always become a vegetable and decides to cosplay as one, since all he needs is a hat and a shot or two of tequila

Scottish content creator Denjeey just managed to weaponize his genetics for a self-deprecating gag that has been taking over Instagram. In a recent post, shared across TikTok and Instagram, he utilizes the Asian flush in a way that is both hilarious and surprisingly informative. The clip starts with him making a declaration about his intentions.

He tells his audience, “I’ve always wanted to become a vegetable, so today I’m gonna cosplay as one, specifically a tomato, and here’s how I’m gonna do it. First, I have a tomato hat, right? That’s not all. And then I have a tequila. You know what you’re thinking? Where am I going with this? Let me cook.” He pulls on the hat and then grabs the Tequila, “Then I take a sip of this, so specifically a shot or two. If you’re Asian, you know where I’m going with this, so I’ll be back in 10 minutes.”