I didn't realise a criminal empire would lead to so many early mornings. Yet, here I am, waking up at 7 am every morning and skateboarding around my regulars, making sure they've got enough stuff to get them through the day. The cash from the morning's take goes to a hole in a wall, and then I float around town dropping off goods like an illegal Uber spin-off, avoiding the cops, handing out samples to would-be customers and stopping home from time to time to make sure I've got enough supply to meet the ever-increasing demand.
No, I haven't taken up a new side hustle. I'd never be able to wake up with that sort of regularity. I'm playing Schedule 1, currently Steam's best seller, a deal-'em-up that plays like a mix between Stardew Valley and Satisfactory. And it's a nightmare if, like me, you're an ADHD riddled disaster that can barely get himself organised enough to click heads.
