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Mary Papenfuss

'Saturday Night Live's' Trump Hails His 'Animal Killing, Sexually Criminal' Cabinet Picks In Brutal Takedown

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James Austin Johnson's Donald Trump and Dana Carvey's Joe Biden kind of make peace in "Saturday Night Live's" cold open. (Credit: Screen shot/NBC/Saturday Night Live)

"Saturday Night Live's" goofy Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) positively gushes about his "epic" Cabinet picks in the program's scathing cold open in a spoof of his meeting with Joe Biden (Dana Carvey). "They are some of the most dynamic, free-thinking, animal killing, sexually criminal, medically crazy people in the country," Trump preens.

"Who are you thinking about?" asks Biden.

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