Remember “Meatball” Ron DeSantis? For a brief moment in 2023, it looked like he was in with a chance of snatching the 2024 Republican presidential nomination from Donald Trump. But political gravity soon reasserted itself when it became apparent he was a void of charisma, personally repellant, and had the aura of an 80s slasher villain.
DeSantis was eventually forced to concede and endorse Trump for President, praising through gritted teeth a man who’d called him “meatball” for months, among other insults directed at him and his wife. He then slunk off to Florida, and it’s said “he’s completely crashed to the ground“.
