Football isn't the sport I played anymore. The game's gone.
This week, we learned that Fikayo Tomori can be sent off for tapping an opponent on the shoulder - but Omonia Nicosia's Moreto Cassama can stay on the park for a shocking, two-footed tackle. Earlier, on consecutive days in the Premier League, one defender (Dan Burn) was penalised for handball and conceded a penalty while another (Gabriel) got away with a near-identical incident.
At the other end of the pitch, a goal by West Ham's Gianluca Scamacca against Fulham was allowed to stand despite his handball leading directly to a goal. And Michail Antonio may have handled it TWICE before scoring to make it 3-1.