The punk legend Jello Biafra has been hospitalised with a stroke, but is stable. He is well enough to comment about his condition on social media, anyway. His record label Alternative Tentacles announced the news yesterday, saying that on Saturday, the ex-Dead Kennedy suffered a hemorrhagic stroke, caused by high blood pressure. Biafra himself explained what happened: “I hopped out of my bed because I needed to pee, and my left leg just collapsed under me and I fell to the floor. I couldn’t even break the fall with my left arm because it wasn’t working either. "I tried to hop back up again, and I couldn’t. I realized I had ‘fallen and I can’t get up!’ It was at this point I thought, ‘Oh shit, I’m having a stroke!’”
