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Remy: 2 Become 1 (Spice Girls Inflation Parody)

Slam your value down and print another round.

Parody of The Spice Girls' "2 Become 1," written and performed by Remy; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg

LYRICS:

Wars that go on for forever
Checks we send out to whoever
I can't believe it, I can't believe it…

Accountant is even more stressed than
A Uyghur at Panda Express, saying
We can't achieve it! We can't achieve it!

We can't spend money we don't have, that's crazy
You must be new—don't feel blue
Cuz tonight is the night when one becomes two

We spent more cash than we ever spent the cash before
(We hadn't saved so we borrowed baby)
We couldn't pay the tab, so we just printed more
(Now grapes cost $10, baby)

Set your printer free
It's the only way to be

You thought the future'd be The Jetsons
Turns out it's more like The Epsons
We must avoid it! We can just coin it

I'm known as Chris Brown in these places
'Cause I'm pounding women's faces
Hey man, don't sweat it—we're not indebted!

It doesn't work like that!
No one really thinks it's possible to reduce inflation by printing money
Shh—no one knows, no one knows
Cuz tonight is the night when two becomes four

We spent more cash than we ever spent the cash before
(Bought this guy a brand new car, baby)
We couldn't pay the tab, so we just printed more
(Spaghetti sauce costs $10, baby)

Let that printer go
We're not serious people

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