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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
John Crace

Reeves packs up her troubles until budget day and smiles, smiles, smiles

Rachel Reeves delivers her speech to the Labour party conference
Note to self: try to look happy and optimistic, keep smiling. Photograph: Anadolu/Getty Images

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. Cancel that flight to Zurich. At least postpone it. Things might not be quite as bad as you had been led to believe. Or rather, they are that bad but there is some small flicker of hope if you can hold on long enough. There will be pain in the short and medium term. There’s no avoiding that. Try to think of it as character building. But possibly, just possibly, you might come through. We happy few. Blinking into the light of the promised land.

This was Rachel Reeves’s day. And she knew everything was going to be just fine the moment she woke up to find that Liz Truss had posted yet another cry for help on X. You can now follow the Trusster’s decline in real time on social media. It’s got so bad that she now films herself in front of a bookcase where everything is arranged by colour. The kindest explanation is that she thinks she’s filming a hostage video and the books are a coded message for “I’m being held against my will”.

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